Lookie what Karen and I wrote!

Have a date with Kate and it will be great!
If you talk to Locke, you're in for a shock!
If you attack Jack, you will blow up his pack!
If you are like Mike then you'll lose your tyke!
If you run with Sun then you'll have some fun!
Don't follow Paulo or your brain will be hollow!
Be picky with Nikki or you will get sticky!
Stop starin' at Aaron 'cause he just ain't carin'!
Give Hurley a swirly and you'll feel bad, surely!
Ring the bell for Danielle and she'll give you hell!
If you give Claire a chair, then she will stay there!
If you spoon Boone, he'll see you real soon!
If you're scannin' for Shannon, you'll find that she's tannin'!
Give Eko a gecko and inspire Art Deco!
Put Walt in the vault and say it's Ben's fault!
Do you suppose that Rose has 23 toes?
Feed barley to Charlie and he'll feel quite gnarly.
Des will eat Pez if you call Ana a lez!
Tom is the bomb, just ask your mom!
Scott might be hot... Is he dead? I think not.
You might grieve for Steve but from this earth did he leave?
Sink your teeth in to Ethan, you dirty old heathen!
Julie Chen sleeps with Ben, but first they purge Jen!
Juliet is my pet, I should take her to the vet!

BONUS: Hire a lawyer for Saywer and then we'll have sex.

:)

I think I pulled a muscle or something on my lower ass/upper thigh... It hurts. Is it from bowling yesterday? How sad... I went bowling with my family and I started feeling really really yucky about halfway through. As I sat there trying not to cry/fall asleep/pass out between turns of aimlessly hurling the ball in the direction of the pins without really looking (or hitting anything), I realized that it had been three days since my hepatitis A vaccine shot. The doctor gave me a sheet of paper that told me I might suffer from headaches, tiredness, soreness, and loss of appetite for 1-2 days starting 3-5 days after my shot was administered. The loud crack of balls on pins and the weird lighting probably didn't help with the headache problem either. And my bra kept doing weird things whenever I rolled the ball. And my thumb nail broke in a really painful fashion. AND I HAD TO WEAR SOMEONE ELSE'S SHOES! AAAHH!

Ew stop complaining.

Anyway, after my grumpy bowling adventure, I came home and eventually felt a little better and had a nice delicious dinner with my lovely family. They are cool.

Tonight I hung out with Karen for a bit. We bought iron-on transfer paper and printed out big DHARMA symbols to put on scrub pants that Karen bought and some tote bags we got at Michaels. They came out really well. My small white tote has the generic non-station-specific DHARMA logo on it. It's really good and I think I'll find it useful. Then we watched some Spaced and drank Smirnoff Ices. She went home and I hung out downstairs with Mandy and Frankie. It was a good day.

Tomorrow I'm going to see The Ten with Mandy and my mom and then after that I don't really know. I want to hang out with Leah REALLY REALLY BAAAADDDDD but we haven't made ANY plans yet. Aaaahhhh! On Wednesday I am going to see Once with Sam and on Thursday I'm having dinner with my lovely friend Missy. It's set up to be a very social week, especially in contrast with last week's hermitness. This weekend we are moving Mandy to Sonoma State and it's going to be really exciting but also sad. After that, I won't see her again until December. :( :( :( Oh noes, I might cry. Time to change the subject.

Uhhhhmmm... OH! To the Awesome Department: I haven't forgotten about making those DVDs I promised you guys. And now that I have pretty much settled into my new computer, I am prepared to finish that project for you all. So as of now I have the stuff from our freshman year DVD, the Joel DVD, the LOST Halloween video, and the Disneyland video. I'm not gonna have time to make videos for everything I have on tape, so I was wondering if you guys had any specific requests. I'm going to see if I can find some good videos from each year and do a little collection of random funny moments. I will definitely put Shoe-Hand Man on there when I find it, and I'll try to do a little video for each of the other two Halloweens. More requests? Please let me know if you have any ideas at all (for events that need to be remembered, songs to use... anything), because inspiration is half the battle! I'm excited to go through all this stuff because it makes me so happy to think back on the three years I spent with you wonderful people. <3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yikes, it's much later than I thought it was. I have to get up fairly early so I better get to bed! I LOOOVE YOU AAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

When you're alone and life is making you lonely you can always go...

( DOWNTOWN. )

What a strange mood I was in yesterday! Hopefully it has passed. Today is Wednesday, which means two things: LOST (duh!) and clothes shopping by myself because I'm a loser. I have nothing (seriously, nothing) to wear out on Friday, so I have to take my lazy ass downtown and try to find something that I can purchase with a gift certificate. I really hate shopping for clothes when I am feeling so crappy about myself, and that's why I haven't purchased anything new since, like, the summer. It's bad. I'm ugly. I wear sweatshirts every day. I am trying to sit it out until I lose more weight. I wish it would leave faster. I need to go to the gym.

DEBBIE DOWNER. SORRY.

So anyway, hopefully I will find something today that will look decent and will be an acceptable outfit for "going out on the town" Friday night. I will try Urban Outfitters first since I have a couple gift cards there. I think I also have a Macy's gift card, so that's always an option. And if those places are lacking, I will have to go somewhere cheaper and not use a gift card.

Tomorrow I am getting my hair cut. I am really weird about haircuts. I am excited because it looks like SHIT right now and it is driving me crazy (especially my awkwardly long bangs), but I am really bad at trusting people to make it look good. I have gone to the same hair stylist since I was like five or something. Over this past summer, I really needed a haircut and she was out of town for a long time, so I had to make an appointment with some dude that works at her salon. He did my hair and it looked like crap. So I went back a few weeks later when Sheridan was back and she fixed it for me and I vowed never to let that happen again! But obviously I can't keep going back to the Bay Area every time I get my hair cut for the rest of my life, so now is the time to start taking risks. The girl I'm going to cut Val's and Brittny's hair, and they both look stunning all the time, so I already halfway trust her. But if she effs it up the day before my birthday, she better hang on to those scissors because I will be wanting to cut HER. Ooooh snap.

On Friday I was supposed to go out to lunch with Gary, but now he has to drive the french chick (I think I shall call her Rousseau II) to the airport because that damn bitch is finally leaving. I wonder if he would tell her to find her own way there if he remembered that Friday was my birthday. Probably not. I'm not that important to him anymore. Friday afternoon, Karen will arrive. And that night we'll go downtown with Catherine, Brittny, Leah, and Audrey. I am so excited to go to bars. I already feel grown up just thinking about it. I think it'll be a really good night.

On Saturday I will have to spend a good deal of time during the day studying/writing for my two upcoming midterms (test on Monday, take-home due Tuesday). Karen has already said she won't be offended if I have to take time out for this, which is good because my grades certainly depend on it. Saturday night, Bri is coming over and I am buying booze. Housemates and whoever else is interested: please join us. This was the night I was thinking about having a party so I told Bri to come over, but now I don't feel like doing anything, so I guess I'll just get drunk and we can play board games or something.

Sunday morning I am kicking Bri and Karen out early so I can study all day. That night the Awesome Department is going out to dinner. We're going downtown to some Italian place called Maria's. The menu we got in the mail looks wonderful, so I can't wait.

And those are my plans! I feel better already, after just writing them down. Now it's time to go find Mitzi so we can go to class and watch nasty people drink Cokes early in the morning and fix their nasty greasy hair. YAY!

Merry Birthday to Jude Law.

MMMMMMmmmm.

Karen is coming for New Year's Eve. I hope that's okay with everybody. The more people the funner, I think.

Funner is a good word.

Lalalala!

I'm about to leave to go see Jersey Boys in San Francisco. It's "a documentary-style musical based on the lives of one of the most successful '60s rock 'n roll groups, the Four Seasons" [Wikipedia]. Soooo guess what song is in it, Val?

If my DS doesn't come today, I don't know what I'm gonna do! :(

Kbyeez.