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Hello. It's hard to type like a robot. I have an hour to kill and lots to read but I had to come into the HSSB lab to avoid awkwardness. Not really bad awkwardness, just general awkwardness. It's all going to be fine. Don't worry. Anyway now I am sitting at this computer for a few minutes just so coming in here was worthwhile. And I think I will take this opportunity to talk about how I have three girl-crushes because sometimes women are just way too cool for me to only have the hots for male celebrities. My three girl-crushes are (in no particular order):

1. Tina Fey,
2. Evangeline Lilly, and
3. Jessica Stevenson.

I guess I like them so much just because they are all examples of the kind of person I would like to be myself. I need to become more obsessed with Jessica though because I don't know a lot about her and I have only seen her in a handful of things. I just know that every time her face pops up (like in one of the episodes of Black Books that I watched today), I smile.

I think that'll do for now. I'm going to find some place to read... I wonder if Spaced came today... I NEED IT. Sorry. I was trying to leave. I am off to read. Yes. I said that. Okay.

The only thing that could be better than Evangeline Lilly getting Punk'd is Evangeline Lilly getting Punk'd at Harold Perrineau's house. HAHAHAHAHAHA. An instant classic. You can download it at Lost-Media.com if you'd like to see this shining gem. The crappy quality leaves something to be desired, though, so if you want to wait, I think it'll be on MTV again a week from tomorrow. That woman is all kinds of adorable.

There is too much Easter candy in my room. I keep putting it in my mouth without thinking and then running into the bathroom and spitting it out in a paper towel. I think I did that like five times today. What is my problem???

Martin Freeman is a cutie. I watched 4 (going on 5) episodes of The Robinsons today, so I can't get his sweet face out of my head. Awwww I love him. Here's a short little movie he stars in:



And while I was on my YouTube favorites page, I remembered this video which makes me giggle -- Ben and Michael singing "Sexy Back." With some background vocals by Rousseau.



BYE.

This is what Evangeline Lilly's house looked like this morning:



She was apparently on set when it happened. Here's an article. If she weren't such a seemingly amazing person, I might crack a distasteful Wayne joke. But she doesn't deserve this. Poor Evie. :(

I HOPE THIS IS TRUE!

AAAHHHHHHHH!!!

MY EYES ARE WATERING!