Awwwwww Nate Dern! I just watched last night's special episode of Beauty and the Geek. He is so so so so so adorable. Out of all of my reality TV crushes, he is the one I would most like to marry forever and ever. Don't worry, Colby Donaldson. You're still the one with whom I would most like to have a steamy one night stand!!! I would like to marry Kaysar from BB6/7, too, but I am not Muslim so he would refuse. Which sucks. But I want Nate Dern more anywayyyy... I am going to miss him. I hope his stand-up career kicks off so I can go see him.

So here is what we have:

LOVER:


BOYFRIEND:


HUSBAND:


I feel like watching my Survivor season 2 DVDs now... Oh goodness. I think I will watch/tape Survivor tonight. I really want Big Brother to come on immediately. Why isn't it summer yet? Gaaaaahhh! Maybe I should get into The Amazing Race. I'm already feeling a serious lack of "reality" now that Beauty and the Geek has come to an end.

Dear CBS,
I will give you a dollar if you put BB6 or BB7 on DVD. All you have out is shit seasons that I don't care about.
Love,
Laura Awesomeface Lucas

OMG BEAUTY AND THE GEEK SEASON 3 MARATHON ALL DAY ON MTV! I'm recording all of it on my computer. I want to put Nate Dern inside my iPod.

I had a lean pocket for breakfast.

Should I use a lean pocket icon or a Nate icon??????????????????

To find out what I decided, please look at my icon.

P.S. I developed a new crush today. Unfortunately he is a The Hair. I have a problem with falling in love with cute boys the second they decide to talk to me. Yaaaaay.

The Office was beautiful and amazing, as always.
Scrubs was fun, but not as good as I thought it would be. The crazy lady REALLY bugged me.
30 Rock was so brilliant it convinced me to use my iTunes gift cards on a Season Pass. Eeee!

I didn't finish my EAP application tonight. Deep down, I knew I wouldn't. But since I am a procrastinator, I have to give myself fake due dates so that I am not rushing at the very very end. It's sad, I know. But I'm seriously almost done. My goal is to finish tomorrow and I mean it this time. I'm feeling positive.

Sooo the coolest thing ever happened tonight. Catherine added Mario from BatG on MySpace and when he added her back, he commented on a picture of all of us saying (and I quote) "cute housemates."

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

This is how obsessed we are: All that were in the room (the housemates minus Val) stood up, screamed, pulled hair, screamed, jumped on things, and screamed for about 5 minutes straight. I picked up the life-sized cardboard cutout of Derek Zoolander and started carrying him around on my head in a state of delirium. It was CRAZY. AAAHHHH! I loooooove Mario! I added him too and sent him a message and he replied, but he didn't say much. I was hoping he'd say something about my Fish Biscuit default picture since it says on his profile that he watches LOST. Ooh well! At least he replied!

Reality TV stars are the best stars to be obsessed with because they are actually [sort of] accessible. I rode in an elevator with Michael from Big Brother 6 once. And I met Ethan Zohn of Survivor fame. Not that I am/was obsessed with either one of them (especially Michael 'cause he nasty), but still. It's just an example of how those are the kinds of famous people you're most likely to run into. So you should like them! They are also most likely to have self-maintained MySpace pages... I'm hellsa friends with three people from Average Joe 4. Why am I bragging? Sadddddd...

Anyway, Mario kicks ass and it was an amazing moment. We were united under one roof as an official set of "cute housemates." HAHAHAHAHA!

The only time I've ever been more excited in this way was when the Lonely Island gentlemen selected my email question and my one and only boyfriend Mr. Andy Samberg said my name in a podcast. Surreal. Yum.

You all think I am sad and have no life, but I don't care. I still manage to live a healthy and social life, so all is well. For now. Talk to me in twenty years when I'm 40 and alone and jobless and still doing this. For now I'm young and free.

Wha'evah! Wha'evah! I do what I want!

:D :D :D

I found the first episode of Beauty and the Geek divided up into four parts on YouTube...

( Because you know you want to see Nate... )

WHOA. Nate is 22. Why isn't he my boyfriend??? Also, his last name is Dern, which is silly.

OH MY GOD. OOOOOH MY GOD... OH MY LORD. OH GOD. OH JESUS. OOOOOH MY...

I JUST FOUND HIS MYSPACE PROFILE, WHICH OF COURSE HAS LINKS TO LOTS OF OTHER AMAZING MYSPACE PROFILES. LIKE SCOOTER. AND DEMETRI MARTIN IS IN HIS TOP FRIENDS. NATE NATE NATE DERN WE NEED TO GET MARRRIIIIIED. Thank you.

Derrrrnnnnnnnn.

AAAHHHH!!!!!!



LOL LOL LOL AT HIS STAND-UP COMEDY.



Oh geez.

OH YES:



Oh... I need to get ready for school.

In summary, we have:

MySpace.
YouTube.

And he's on Facebook. Let's see if he adds me back.



Bye.