So... I don't really understand what's happening on Dirt at the moment, but hehehehe! British Don Conkey! Everyone named Ian is the cutest ever. I can't think of an Ian that I do not like.

Tomorrow I need to find a way to exercise in my room. Like, hardcore. My muscles are all gonna fall off from lack of use.

So the theme on American Idol tonight was Gwen Stefani & her influences? Basically it was three No Doubt songs and a bunch of typical AI songs. I can't even talk about the disgrace that was Sanjaya. I just... Omigod. The only good thing that has ever come out of that boy's existence was Ardy's impression of him.

I watched the first episode of The Robinsons today. A-ma-zing. And I'm gonna start watching Black Books as soon as Dirt is over. Eeee!!! I can't wait until next year

Here is my question: Does anybody know if Dirt will be back for a second season? Because I know a lot of people make fun of it... But I am a fan. Of the show and of Mr. Sexy Holt McLaren. OOOH MAN! ( Dirt spoiler!!! [cut in case anyone cares] )

SCORE. I just added the Black Studies class I really needed for next quarter. It has been totally full, but I just happened to catch an opening. Winner! Ding ding ding!

I watched Confetti again today. Oh. My. Gaww. Still the cutest movie ever. I don't know how impressed Mandy or my mom were, but I still love it. Matt & Sam forevarrrr! Ha. Martin Freeman is seriously the cutest person ever? Yes? There are a whole host of icons that I need to make and upload at this point in my life. I have so many new obsessions that I need to respect here.

Sorry for my scattered entry. I hate commercial breaks when I am watching TV by myself and I am too invested in the show to risk channel surfing and missing any of it.

WAIT OMG DIRT WTF???!?!?!? WTF WTF WTF!?!?!

Huh. Well it's over now. Time to go upstairs and watch some Dylan Moran! And I believe Martin Freeman is in the first episode, so I really couldn't be more excited for this!

I have that Christina Aguilera song stuck in my head. I want to make a Benji video to it.

Michael Emerson was on E! tonight and we watched it. He has the most ridiculous laugh!!!

BUT ALL THAT IS BESIDE THE POINT.

This is the point: SAWYER ACTION FIGURE PICTURE & ARTICLE.



Yeah. Hot. I think it'll be hotter in real life because the other ones all were.

Look at this Chilean Post-It ad:

Link!

Dirt was so good tonight. HOLT IS THE SEX. He just is. Oh, Holt. I hope you stop barfing up blood/worms (which looked like spaghetti at first, by the way).

Also, my favorite moment of my whole day was when Simon Cowell told someone on American Idol that she had a lot of habits that she wasn't aware of... while simultaneously massaging his own man-breasts in a circular motion. And then Paula reiterated saying, "You have a lot of bad habits you need to break." A WORLD OF HYPOCRITES! I love it. Simon is hot and I'm not ashamed to say it.

I have to finish my paper now. Boooo!

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